A gay man has spoken of his "shock" and 'Amazement" at being featured in numerous spoof headlines these past few months.
Larry Sabu, 20, said he was simply "minding my own business" while "cruising" the internet for pictures of human-shaped vegetables when he stumbled on a story about a "Gay Man".
"I clicked on it and little did I realise that I was entering a world of pure, unadulterated madness", Larry said.
What was most shocking was that all these stories featured a gay man with the exact same name and age as his - 'Larry Sabu, 20'.
"It was like I had hit upon an alternate universe where my doppelganger was doing all kinds of crazy, pointless gay things", said Larry.
"'Gay Man's Enormous Penis Rescues Sick Kitten From Tree'.
'Gay Man Teaches Monkey Love'.
Gay Man Explores Uranus' . . . it felt like I was vicariously living a life I'd always dreamed of, a wild and exhilarating lifestyle I could never possibly get away with in reality".
Larry wrote to the spoof website and asked if he could possibly become digitised and inserted into the stories.
After several days waiting he received a curt reply from the site's Administrator:
'Fuck off!'
Larry has now accepted he must continue his banal real-life existence as a penis inspector at a Scunthorpe-based condom factory.
