Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 13 March 2011

image for London Probation Truss community payback scheme to daub anti-royal wedding graffiti on Tube station tunnels
Fuck The Royal Wedding aims for graffiti parity with humbug-peddling wedding fans

London - In a classic 'Romans Go Home' moment a gang of ex-cons has offered to daub London Tube tunnels with Fuck The Royal Wedding graffiti.

They are said to be outraged at a Westmonster City Council rival scheme to use day-release offenders to scrub up Central London Tube stations ahead of the 29 April nuptials.

The move follows millions of Londoners' dismay at not having their royal wedding objections heard.

"The tunnels are full of royal wedding garbage," ex-Scrubs recidivist Dave Crackhouse commented today, "so some pals and I went down to Hyde Park Corner with a couple of spraypaint aerosols.

"It's really made a difference to the local ambience!"

The wannabe Banksy-styled dauber said his gang will work throughout April, sectioning off one side of a tunnel at a time.

"Yeah, some real sycophantic royal-wedding crawlers need a spell in HMP Belmarsh's psychiatric wing, heheh," Crackhouse added.

A Fuck The Royal Wedding! group from Manchester welcomed this weekend's news, calling it a 'great example of how those that cause problems for society can give something back to the community'.

Camilla Fucker-Proles is 69.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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