Royal Wedding watchers, Prince William and even Her Royal Highness Majesty Ma'am the Queen were delighted to hear that the soon to be royal addition to the family, Kate Middleton, has come out of the closet.
The Duke of Edinburgh, never one to hide his light or witty comments about Chinese people under a barrel, was said to be in complete gay spirits.
What caused this event was that Princes William and Harry had been arguing over who should walk Her Majesty the Queen's dogs "Spit" and "Polish".
However, the debate became rather heated and the two dogs, together with Kate, locked themselves in a closet in one of the guest bedrooms in Buckingham Palace.
However, once the noise had died down, and the dogs became more relaxed and carniverious, Kate Middleton came out of the closet.
