Written by MonkeyInTheBath

Saturday, 12 March 2011

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A typical Japanese economist

David Cameron has announced to the House of Lords that the UK is willing to give any necessary aid to Japan after their horrifyingly bad tsunami.

Despite Japan being the second richest country in the world, and the UK being about 5th or 6th, Prime Minister Cameron insisted that the UK was willing to offer help to the tsunami-ridden country.

So far, the Netherlands have offered Japan 8 karaoke machines and a giant origami sculpture of Mount Fuji. In a show of manliness, Britain has offered 20 karaoke machines and 2 origami scupltures of Japan's choosing.

Japan is said to be catatonic with its' generous offers from Western powers, but is likely to choose something diplomatically neutral and also inoffensive, such as supporting Nazi Germany. German president Angela Merkel had this to say:

"Well of course we support the Japanese whatever they choose. I just hope they keep to the terms of our treaty and don't do something stupid like attack Pearl Harbor!"

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Topics: Japan

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