London - The Duke of York has had to cancel a 'Big Bang: UK Young Scientists Fair' trip this Friday over 'unfortunate connotations'.
The Max Mosley-lookalike freeloader has been told he'll have to keep those adolf-esecent Big Bang theories to himself until the dust settles.
A pervy transatlantic paedo-saga has seen HM ban Heirmiles Andy from pursuing perfectly natural youthful escapades.
"This means the cancellation of Friday's Young Einsteins reception," the Palace's Lord Luce-Cannon announced today.
"The Queen's had to impose a No-Fly zone around the Prince's trouser zippers."
Week-long reports of more lurid teenage sex scandals around Heirmiles Andy forced HM's hand, courtiers confirmed.
The last straw came today amid reports he may have fathered a 'Gypsy' woman dubbed the world's youngest grandmother, 23.
"No flies on me!" Romania-born Rifca Stanescu said today.
Her 12 year old daughter Vladimira is now 37th in line to the Throne.
