Queen's Pancake Day Shockhorror

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Monday, 7 March 2011

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London - An image of Prince Andrew with a Hitler mustache has appeared on Palace pancakes.

The dish of scrummy crepes had been cooked up for the Queen's Shrove Tuesday pleasure tomorrow.

It was to feature at a Palace party honoring delightful young protegees of the dashing Duke of York - er...the annual Women of Achievement awards!

That most of the invitees are American young ladies aged under 18 never really occured to Chef (speciality: Banana Fritters a la Greque).

The Pancake Day reception was to have coincided with the 100th anniversary of International Women's Day.

This celebrates universal female glee at men getting their just desserts.

The beanfeast may now be cancelled amid reports of Andrew's involvement in a sordid transatlantic underage sex ring.

Disgraced New York financier Jeffrey Epstein is 69.

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