Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Trial Could Be Held At Hague

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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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Tabaks heading for a dark place...

Brussels was today a hive of activity amid reports that Jo Yeates Suspect Vince "the jackal" Tabak could be tried at the Hague.

The announcement caused shock and disbelief across the British media this evening. Information is very scarce at the moment, but sources close to the case have suggested this could rob the UK of UK justice. It's widely believed that Tabak has confessed to war crimes committed during the war in the Balkans, after signing a lengthy confession. The police force involved issued a statement today:

"We are aware of interest in the suspect involving crimes committed abroad. Of course, we cannot comment on this further as far as to say that obviously something of this nature would supersede any investigation we are conducting. Eh hem. And we didn't take his clothes."

Staunch supporters of the jackal have today accused police of flim flamming, smooching, and general being a bit frosty to them. Police would not comment if the suspect signed the confession at the station, or if he had his glasses on.

D.C.I Carver's phone was turned off today and he was un-available for comment.

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