Berlusconi with miners - he is the pits!

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Monday, 17 January 2011

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Details are emerging that Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi has been secretly frequenting Italian coal mines scouting for young miners.

A supervisor at the mine confirmed that he had made many visits, saying that he liked to go down with the boys: "Silvio seemed to like drilling holes down here and loved being put in a cage."

The story only emerged yesterday after the mine had to be evacuated when all the parrots used to detect poisonous gasses died as Berlusconi walked past them.

The Italian National Union of Miners said it may strike because of the disappearance of 9 underground workers, who are rumored to be living in luxurious apartments owned by the Prime Minister. Berlusconi is said to have offered the miners 5x their monthly wages in exchange for dirty sex.

A picture appeared this morning in Italian papers of the Prime Minister naked except for a miners helmet and lantern covering his groin.

Now, a video is also circulating on the Internet showing Berlusconi lathering up at the pit head baths and shouting "bendy ovy eh passa me da sopa."

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