Gay couple banned from UK B & B win their court battle, now they can B & B (bum & balls) it where they want!

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Tuesday, 18 January 2011

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Even God can't stop the 'gay army" onslaught, now even B & B's are not safe!

A gay couple who were refused a double bedroom in a UK hotel run by a devout Christian pair (hetero) have won their lawsuit against the hotel and will receive damages.

Now this case is bound to open up a "gay can of worms" as gay couples attempt to book in to hotels for a 'quickie' and a bit of good old fashioned B & B (bum and balls) can't be refused.

The devout Christian couple, the Bulls (appropriate name), who defended their right not to let rooms to any unmarried couples, gay or straight, have been defeated and in the future gay couples bombarding their B & B for a bit of B & B will have to be made welcome.

Such is the modern world we live in with everything allowed, maybe sheep-shaggers will even be allowed to entertain their sheep in a hotel room soon, God forbid! (Even he can't win anymore!)

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