Beanpole, former stand up comedian, harmonica and spoon player, politician and surprisingly popular with the ladies, Lempit Opik is to give Donald Trump careers advice.
In January 2018, Donald Trump will be taking lessons in re-invention from Mado...
The Liberal Democrats are heading into the summer recess with an uncertain future. After a mauling at the hands of Labour in the local elections and coming fourth tied with the anti european Greens in the EU elections it seems that Nick Clegg is not...
It is reported that a former girlfriend of ex MP, Lembit Opik, has been cautioned by police on a suspected case of shoplifting.
Cheeky Girl, Gabriela Irimia left a superstore in Wilmslow, Cheshire without paying for her shopping.
LONDON, UK: At a Human Survival conference held here yesterday, anthropologists and paleontologists alike confirmed the potential extinction of yet another species. Despite a rare sighting of possibly the last surviving member of the tribe, experts...
In the second such story inside a month, Liberal Democrat politician Lembit Opik has been discovered to be a strange anagram.
Only days ago, American pop princess, Britney Spears, was found to be an anagram of Presbyterians, and now Opik, who was...
Cheeky Girl singer Gabriela Irimia has dumped her Lib Dem MP boyfriend Lembit Opik because he is strange, according to her mother, who said her daughter prefers Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, who is "more ru...
TV weather-girl Sian Lloyd was today rushed in to a London hospital after being taken ill at her North London home. Doctors described her condition as "serious but stable" after she was admitted in a state of disarray, reportedly shrieking...
Opposition politicians reacted instantly to newspaper reports of a slew of policy initiatives which were an instant reaction to newspaper reports.
A senior civil servant was reportedly dumbfounded to discover a large number of highly-classified documents in her office document safe, where they should be.
The government employee, Janice Place, told the BBC that it was "highly unusual" to find...
Hell-raising Motorhead bassist and frontman, Lembit Opik, has pitched into the Robbie Williams crap lyric row.
Home Secretary and celebrated dimwit John Reid has said that a clampdown has been launched targetting "bloody foreigners who come to our country illegitimately and steal our benefits and women".
Weather Girl Sian Lloyd has spoken of her gratitude to well wishers who have offered her support following the break up of her relationship with the Liberal MP Lembit Opik. Mr Opik dumped the middle aged meteorologist for one of the Cheeky Girls, th...
Lembit Opik, the Liberal Democrat MP who swapped his weathergirl to date Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia, wants to go on tour with his new love - as part of the band!...
Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik who not only has a bizarre unpronounceable name, now sports a 'Cheeky Girl' on his arm.
They say a week is a long time in politics but it's also a long time in love because if reports emerging tonight are to be believed, then it's all gone down the tubes for Lib Dem MP Lembit Opik.
The nation's favourite gardener, Alan Titchmarsh, is today being linked to the other Cheeky Girl; you know the one that isn't shagging MP Lembit Opik.
Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik, is today being dubbed the 'cheeky boy' of British Politics.
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