Written by Ellis Ian Fields

Tuesday, 23 November 2010

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Ace axeman Slash has intervened to smooth troubled waters in a Royal spat.

The Velvet Revolver riffmeister was apparently mooching around last weekend when he heard raised voices at Clarence House.

A friend of his told us: "He was just chilling out, wandering around, when he heard the sound of bickering at Clarence House.

"He says he heard someone say: 'Who's Uncle Eddie and does he really have to come too? How many relations are there?'

"He peered through a window and saw Prince William and Kate Middleton poring over lists and plans - and they seemed to bickering.

"So he knocked on the window and asked what was wrong. Kate, apparently, was a bit of a fan of Slash's old band Guns N' Roses so they asked him in for a cup of tea.

"They told him they were just arguing about guest lists and who should sit where at their wedding - it was nothing, they said.

"Well he told them to chill and, as he just happened to have his Gibson and a small amp with him, he played the lead break from November Rain - it was November and it was raining outside.

"They seemed to like it very much and he left them smiling.

"That's Slash for you - what a guy!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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