Conspiracy Theories Circulating Around Couple Released from Somali Pirates

Funny story written by Inhopeless

Friday, 19 November 2010

LONDON - The couple who were released from the Somali pirates are relieved to be back home.

After their 13-month situation, many theorists have come up with the story behind their so-called ordeal.

"Well," said FourForFour, an internet theorist, in his blog. "they obviously did it for the government money. Think about it! 13 months, Somali Pirates, obviously faked."

Of course, there are more than just this one.

"Haha!" said John Vaughn, in an exclusive interview, mostly because other news outlets discredit his ideas (I do too, but hey, this article needs an 'expert' view). "Look at this! They congratulated the PM for getting the job. Obviously Tory scum robbing from the poor!"

Yeah, right, and I created a flying pig in DT earlier this morning.

Maybe they were just released because the sympathies of an entire nation were behind them? Eh...

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