Chandlers staying mum about reported Maddie sightings

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Monday, 15 November 2010

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Did the Chandlers spot maddie in a Somali pirate's crow's nest? Nah...

Mogadishu - (Praia da Iluzion Mess): The yachting couple said today they had read a story last year that the missing Rothley child had been seen aboard a boat 'in Mogadishu'.

But Paul and Rachel Chandler refused to spill the beans ahead of the forthcoming book launch about their harrowing one-year ordeal.

Co-incidentally today Kate and Gerry McCann themselves announced a new book about their daughter which they hope will help raise funds for her search.

Hopefully UK red top serialisation will not clash with the Chandlers' own memoir, which is said to easily eclipse the current smash hit best cellar (sic) written by some former Chilean miners (sic).

'Our Somali Hell' by Paul & Rachel Chandler is published by Spoofballs Inc on 1 April 2011.

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