Koala Bear Visits Australian Pub

Funny story written by j.w.

Friday, 19 November 2010

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A Group of Koalas who have had a few

During a rainy evening on an island off the Queensland coast in Australia a Koala Bear wandered in and asked for a jar of amber nectar.

The barman, ever alert to some plot by the local cops to test his willingness to serve under age drinkers, asked the Koala for some ID to prove his age. Koalas under 15 are not allowed alcoholic drinks in Australia.

The Koala had no identity and was refused service. The animal promptly climbed up nearby pole and shat on the bar from a great height.

Then he went to sleep after throwing out some rude comments about the Australian cricket team.

'That's a bit much coming from a Koala Bear' grumbled an Aussie cricket fan 'I've never seen a Koala play cricket. But then I've never seen one in a bar either.'

At closing time the Bear had to be woken up and was then thrown out onto the street. Local police picked him up for loitering with intent.

Aussies, more used to Kangaroos in their pubs, have decided that in future rules that apply to humans should not apply to Koalas.

Koala pub crawls are now on the cards including visits to local Kangaroo hops.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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