Unemployment to be made illegal.

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Sunday, 7 November 2010

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Bring me your poor, we can eat them first.

Benefit claimants could be sent to jail under new Government proposals.

Long-term dole claimants thought to be work-shy or dishonest claimants will be targeted in particular, as a prelude to an 'ethnic cleansing' type plan that will enable those with power, money and influence to do away with the poor, jobless and disenfranchised entirely.

Anyone who refuses to take part or fails to turn up to jail on time could have their Jobseekers Allowance halted and be experimented upon in medical trials, by having large needles pointlessly inserted into their brains, just to see what happens when you have needles inserted into your brain.

Details of the plans will be revealed in the Welfare Reform White Paper expected in the coming week.
It is also suspected that it will set out the Work and Pensions Secretary, Iain Drunken Shits, proposals for a 'Soylent Green' based welfare reform to replace the range of benefits currently claimed by the jobless.

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