Windsor - (Order of the Gutter): Six months ago he spoofed Fergie into demanding a half a million quid bung for an intro to her feckless ex-husband Prince Andrew.
Last night the notorious 'fake shaikh' was at it again, this time impersonating Qatar's ruler Shaikh Rattle N Roll al-Thani.
Dressed in the heraldic gold and brown bedouin robes of high orifice Mazzer Mah-Mood was accompanied by Shaikha Mozzah - one of Prince Philip's exotic bastard spawn, elevated to consort status for the duration.
Over 100 guests sat enthralled in the resplendent surroundings of St George's Hall as the hoaxer waxed lyrical, pledging an immediate $5 billion 'loan' to help the struggling House of Windsore out of its current dependency culture shortfalls.
Later the Queen's eyes were seen misting over as a First Royal Gravy Train Bank of Qatar cheque book was brought out following the hushed words 'next year's royal wedding' and '2012 blood diamond jubilee'.
The 'Qatari' couple are staying for three days in Windsor Castle's Peacock Throne Memorial Suite where the Shit of Persia once shagged the Queen Mother.
Kate Middleton is as daft as a brush.
