More news from George W's London Mayoral election campaign.
We were unable to speak to George W yesterday because he had a colonoscopy camera up his backside so couldn't speak but in an interview today he spoke of his desire to arm all London Police if he gets elected.
"Well, I guess, y'know, them there London folk would like to have'um their police tooled up then 'stead of them there whistles blowin' they will here the sound of da da da da as my johnies, pardon, oh yeah dickies, what - Bobbies, bobbies what? What the heck, my tooled up cops shootun the bad folks."
When asked what he thought of Boris's idea for cycle hire in London George responded;
"D'ya mean those bye - cycle thingies - why I used to have one of them there things when I was knee high to an atom bomb - you know what I mean son."
Xavier will continue to bring you updates on the George W campaign as it happens.
