George W, yesterday, handed in his nomination paper to become an official candidate for the 2011 London Mayoral Election.
He had trouble getting the 15 nominee's names but with the help of 3 homeless people, 2 criminally insane, 4 lobotamised lemurs, a pigeon found wandering on the northern line, the meercat from the TV advert, Postman Pat's cat and 4 x-factor hopefuls he scraped through (yes, that is 16 but George W can only count to 5).
He hopes to visit London soon to tour Ken's Kastle, the profligate home to the London Mayor - built by Red Ken after he was moved on from his box under the Waterloo Flyover - as soon as he finds out where London is.
His nomination was put in on the day he had a second colonoscopy in an attempt to try locate a vestigal brain up his rectum - we understand that nothing was found.
