London - (TheRapist News): According to eyewitness reports Bush emerged from a retro-engineered armored Zil sporting a black eye, awkward limp and heavily bandaged left arm.
Protected by dozens of heavies and blanket news coverage blackouts the ex-US president's motorcade arrived this morning at Harley Street Jungian anaylst Professor Einstein Flintstone's clinic.
Bush was hastily ushered into the swish premises handcuffed to a what looked like a bomb-proof metal holdall bearing the insignia of royal bankers Cunnts & Co.
Twenty minutes later the Dubya entourage was seen leaving via a back door minus the suitcase but clutching advance copies of Tony Blair's upcoming hagiography 'My Way'.
Cynics immediately branded the surreptitious visit as a 'golden thankyou' exchange via the Blair intermediary who acted as unofficial WMD Dodgy Dossier adviser.
Professor Flitstone previously also provided indepth psychological evaluations that created the official government profile of former WMD expert Dr David Kelly RIP.
His position as the Royal Freak Hospital's Head of Moneylaundering was in the news in late 2008 during the arrest of Ponzi scammer Bernard Madoff.
Other notable clients have previously included Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs, 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi and Princess Diana's fetid butler Paul Burrell.
Jenna Bush Hager still isn't pregnant.
