Polly Puts Kettle On

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

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Fancy a brew?

There was relief amongst exhausted workers at a Yorkshire factory yesterday afternoon, when an overworked and underpaid junior member of staff came to the rescue and put the kettle on for a cup of tea.

Polly - no second name - boiled the water at the Left-Handed Screwdriver Company factory in Wakefield, after colleagues complained that they were "mafted", and needed a nice hot brew with which to "simmer down'.

Sukey, one of Polly's co-workers, took it off again, however, when it was discovered that tea break time was nearly over, and that everyone had returned to work.

Factory officials are investigating.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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