In Britain, some polite people super glued themselves together after walking calmly into Parliament to protest, stating their demands in quiet words. There are no guns, spraypaint, stink bombs, loose skunks, MAGA anything, Nazi flags or other hatred…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has just learned that the United Kingdom's research agency, The Royal Fog Research Group, has just conducted a survey of all of England's 27 counties. The group surveyed over 800,000 Britons, and they fou…
A man who ill-advisedly attempted to make a second cup of tea with a Lipton's tea bag now says he regrets the plan, after the resultant 'brew' was left looking the same color as a bowl of Quaker Oats. Or, maybe, wallpaper paste. The cuppa was m…
You can't beat a good cup of tea, especially when you're parched, but, for one man earlier today, his experience was ruined, when the tea bag he was using to make his drink burst, leaving thousands of tea leaves at the bottom of the cup for him to ga…
A man has told of how, as he was filling a kettle with some cold water so that he could make a cup of tea this afternoon, he was distracted by the sound of cows mooing outside his back door, and inadvertently allowed the water in the kettle to rise a…
A new graduate actor denied claiming she’s wacky, just really enthusiastic, a bit zany perhaps and fit to explode into a rainbow of psychedelic imaginative ideas. Portia Portia, so good her parents named her twice, and goes by the affectionate nic…
Calls for the sacking of Hull City boss, Grant McCann, seem to have gone unheeded in the wake of the team's embarrassing 8-0 drubbing at the hands of Wigan Athletic on Tuesday night, but there was a rapid response in another direction, when Maureen t…
A man who is quickly exhausting his supply of tea bags due to his increased consumption during the Coronavirus lockdown, has revealed how an attempt at economizing, by re-using the bags a second, or, even, third time, went disastrously wrong at the w...
A man who, back in January, sensed a stomach-churning feeling of absolute dread deep inside himself, has, for the moment, put his fears to one side, and is now patiently waiting for the Coronavirus to arrive in town. Moys Kenwood is 56, and, as he...
The current shutdown, or 'lockdown', or whatever you want to call it, is having a profound effect on people from all walks of life, but one man has noticed that the profoundest effect it is having on him is that he is that he is drinking much more te...
Gary Johnson, a four-month-old teabag used by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has revealed that he has spent the weekend in a cold cup of very strong, very bitter tea. 'I feel completely used,' said Johnson, who is, as he was only too ready to point...
A drink before bedtime is often just the thing to help us settle down for a good night's sleep, but one man was left ruing his decision to have a cup of tea last night, when he nearly choked on a throatful of tea leaves that had escaped their tea bag...
Exclusive today, we come to you with a report that Daniel Craig, known for his portrayal of Bond, has recently made sweeping changes to his entire life. “I can’t understand it” reported his wife Rachel Weisz. “Before now, he has always had two su...
What is it with retailers? They seem to think that the mid-winter celebration of the birth of some bloke in Palestine gives them carte blanche to assault our taste buds with all sorts of concoctions we wouldn't think of touching at any other time of the year. You know what I mean: sherry, Bailey's Irish Cream, crème de menthe and snowballs for god's sake. Our award-winning French Food & Dri...
There was controversy in Buenos Aires this evening, when delegates leaving the G20 Summit were surprised by a protestor who threw a mate tea bag at US President, Donald Trump, hitting him on the forehead. Police moved in, and a woman was led away...
There were worried looks and a lot of 'pacing up-and-down' in one Battambang household last night, after a man realised he was down to his last few tea bags. Moys Kenwood, 54, made himself a 'proper brew' as usual, but noticed that there were only...
The Turner comedy prize for Art has been won by a Lawry Preview entry. called Wanna tea. The panel said the DVD, which played in a room styled like a tea party, was "chosen for its complex and courageous juxtaposition of people and objects in a deepl...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
