Anne Widdecombe has emerged as the early front-runner to win strictly come dancing. All the book makers think she's great and just fantastic. She's a typical example of girls who are doing it for themselves and also, of course, she's the action hero of the moment.
As well as appearing on strictly come dancing, she has also been busy being a ninja. That's right, Anne Widdecome is a Ninja Girl Hero, fighting danger wherever it may arise. Just last night a group of houdlims in an underpass were intercepted by an older lady who knew juditsu like a graduate of Shaolin temple. They were graffiting the neighbourhood and Anne said "Oi young bloods. That's just not on. If you're not doing it like Banksy, then just don't even try". She did a few moves and off they ran. They were terrified. That's just how cool she was.
The young graffiti artists now look towards Anne with utter respect and they want her to do amazingly well on Strictly. One young graffiti boy said "Anne's like our hero now. We want her to go all the way. We don't know if she can dance yet, because tonight was just like the launch party, but we're all behind her all the way. Go Anne. You the Ninja Girl"
I think that says it all. Anne to Win.
By Katarina Frogpond.