Puppy throwing and cat-binning most popular videos on U T**E!

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Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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It's a dogs life, not anymore, especially if you want to be on U T**E

The latest crazes to hit our internet viewing screens called "Puppy Throwing" and "Cat Binning" are proving so popular that U T**E (who?) have decided to support these latest extreme sports.

After the recent showing of how to "bin a pussy" reached all time viewing records a new version of the sport, albeit a doggy version (not on you knees please!) called "throwing puppies into an ice cold flowing river" is causing a new sensation.

That fab internet provider of delightful home entertainment called "U T**E" has decided to support these sports and asked if anybody can come up with even more exciting videos to entertain it's animal loving public.

"Puppy Throwing" was actually invented in an Eastern European country by a young girl, dressed in a hoody, throwing live puppies into a freezing cold, fast flowing river (in the old days they did something similair, they drowned unwanted puppies and pussies in a bucket secretly) nowadays people do it for the adrenalin kick per video and hope to become the new Lady G* G* (anything for a laugh).

Worldwide "Sicko's" and participators of such extreme sports are planning on taking the sports to an even "higher level".

They've promised to throw pussies in bins and let them float over the Niagara Falls, WOW! As for the puppies they will be thrown over high bridges as bunji-jumpers, albeit, without any ropes attached!

U T**E can't wait!

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