The Labour Party and Socialist Ideology for the non working class.

Funny story written by SpoofyDoofy

Thursday, 9 September 2010

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Money for nothing, chicks for free, in poverty stricken Britain!

London, England: Labour supports the concept, that makes the poor poorer!

For years the shameless Labour Party and Socialist ideologists have simply thrown money at the ostensibly indolent, whilst espousing the familiar rhetoric about reducing poverty and thereby ensuring votes. The real poor are the captive hardworking low paid taxpayers carrying not only the burden of paying, but also the burden of worry. The burden of worry is not carried by the Government, not carried by the wealthy and not carried by the indolent.

There are whole Government departments employed in this 'mad house' welfare system, running into thousands across the country. It is a self perpetuating cycle, with Heads of Departments, Commitee Meetings, promotions within these different sections. These different sections include housing allowance, disability allowance, child allowance, etc.

The British welfare state has become the ruination of the British working class who were once an honorable section of society. When it was started, you were looked down on for receiving it. Now it has developed into an art form and will never be broken, unless of course the country goes bankrupt or there is a revolt by people who are paying for it. History has shown that the people of this country will put up with anything and keep paying, whilst watching the character of the UK go down the drain.

£1000-00 a week rent paid by taxpayer. Many kids and still breeding with no-one in the family working. Fiddle £75000-00, no punishment. Break whatever law you want and no fines!

Labour know that they created a client 'voting' state, that they opened the doors to mass immigration and that they encouraged businesses to use that immigration to drive 'real' wages down and the indigenous worker out.

So thank you Gordon & Tony bLIAR, for you have so richly enhanced society in the United Kingdom. Typically the highest non working class figures are in Labour areas. Labour supports the concept, that makes the poor poorer!

In doubt? Look at Glasgow East, 7th most impoverished authority in GB - still elected a Labour MP after the former one Gorbels Mick was disgraced and thrown out as Speaker by his fellow MP's. Glasgow East continues a tradition of Labour in the seat for over 70 consecutive years. Vote Labour, get poorer.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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