The way cats have been catapulted into public awareness throughout the world, due to the dastardly act of Mary Bale, when she put lovely Lola in a wheelie bin, is worrying the Police on every continent.
Copycat acts of cruelty are feared and rumpurrs have already emerged that Persians, Burmese and Abyssinians are plotting to hurt innocent moggies.
The United Nations is currently debating the issue. 'This is a catastrophe' wailed Baning Moon, UN Top Cat 'we must awaken from our collective catnap and take urgent action.'
A delegation of famous celebrities, including Puss in Boots, the Cat in the Hat, Garfield and Bagpuss have visited No 10 in an effort to save the cats of Chehire, before they disappear.
A new terror was discovered in America where several Bobcats were stranded on a Hot Tin Roof with burning paws.
The Police must cataract before the feline community is shoved mercilessly up against a caterwaul.
