Belfast - (Torquemada News): Commenting on today's report a Vatican spokesman said the church was sticking to strict ecclesiastical guidelines called 'omerta'.
Decryption of these has revealed collusion between the government and Cardinal Josef Ratzinger who protected paedo priests suspected of involvement in the 1972 Claudy bombing.
The official report out today says the prelate was in charge of the Congregation for the Doctoring of Fate, the Vatican corporate organ previously known as the Spanish Inquisition.
Official policy of shuffling pervert clerics to unsuspecting new parishes had been so successful that its remit was extended to include bombers and racehorse kidnappers.
The findings also single out notorious mafioso Fr Dick Cheney of involvement in shielding Bush family suspects in the atrocity.
George Bush Senior is 109.
