London - (Reuterus): Residents in the exclusive leafy enclave around Buckingham Palace are to assert their rights under the newly enacted Sarah's Flaw.
The legislation is named after one of Sarah, Duchess of York's career-best errors of judgment.
These have included her sending 11 year-old Princess Beatrice to a Swiss finishing school run by jailed pervert Richard McDonald.
The Aiglon College headmaster was eventually acquitted of child sex charges by an eminent Swiss judge.
Curiously, His Honor Judge Adolf Gnome-Gruyere may also have been involved in last month's quashing of the Polanski extradition bid to the USA.
McDonald had been a contemporary of Prince Andrew's at Gordonstoun in Scotland, a posh Scots groomers established by Kurt Hahn who also set up the Aiglon facility.
This weekend SWI residents have inundated the Met's Nonce Division demanding their rights to check if someone has a history of child sex offences 'might be lurking in Buckingham Palace'.
The paedophile early warning system also takes in ecclesiastical properties and legations.
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