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The Case For Capital Punishment

Funny story: The Case For Capital Punishment

A child murderer who was sentenced to life imprisonment, and was told he would never walk free again, has been cleared to walk free again. David McGreavy, now 69, was babysitting three children for his landlady in 1973, when the children started to cry, and wouldn't stop. McGreavy stopped them crying permanently. He strangled Ralph Paul, aged 4. Ralph's sister, Dawn, 2, had her throat c...

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Police Search Movie Scenes For Evidence Of Murders

Funny story: Police Search Movie Scenes For Evidence Of Murders

A decision to hold a murder trial on the strength of a few words spoken in a TV drama, has got several Hollywood movie stars looking nervously over their shoulders. The case referred to, up above, is that of millionaire, Robert Durst, 75, the subj...

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Nigerian Televangelist's Penis Is "The Longest In Africa"

Funny story: Nigerian Televangelist's Penis Is "The Longest In Africa"

A Nigerian televangelist operating in South Africa has told a courtroom that he has the longest penis in Africa. Timothy Osotomo, 60, is appearing before the court in Johannesburg on 90-odd counts of doing illegal sexy things, some of them with hi...

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Trump's USA Is Fucked

Funny story: Trump's USA Is Fucked

The shabby way in which the US Senate dealt with the Brett Kavanaugh inquiry indicates that America is fucked, according to one man speaking from the safety of his bedroom, a long way from the US, this morning. The enquiry - not a criminal one - 'ruled' that Supreme Court nominee Kavanaugh had no case to answer, enabling the Senate members to vote him in, by the slenderest margin possible. M...

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President Trump And Judge Kavanaugh To Meet About Propriety Of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' And Others

Funny story: President Trump And Judge Kavanaugh To Meet About Propriety Of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' And Others

President Trump and Judge Brett Kavanaugh are to schedule a meeting during which they will consider the 'propriety' of certain contentious books in American literature, including the Harper Lee 'Deep South in the Depression' classic, 'To Kill A Mocki...

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Bill Cosby Is A Victim Of 'The Law' (Or He Might Be, But We'll Never Know For Sure)

Funny story: Bill Cosby Is A Victim Of 'The Law' (Or He Might Be, But We'll Never Know For Sure)

Bill Cosby, the black comedian, who was jailed as a result of being found guilty of, is a victim of 'Law', and should be freed immediately. The law, in most countries, decrees that people thought to have broken the law with regard to 'serious crime', should go to prison. This is where the Law makes its biggest mistake. Before we get to that, however, we must first establish that a person...

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Judge Kavanaugh Set To Quash Bill Cosby Conviction

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Set To Quash Bill Cosby Conviction

To celebrate his 'victory' in the Sexual Misconduct hearing against him, Judge Brett Kavanaugh has indicated that, as an act of goodwill, he intends to quash the guilty conviction against jailed comedian Bill Cosby, and set the funnyman free. Kava...

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Adultery Decriminalised in India: Women Go Wild for It

Funny story: Adultery Decriminalised in India: Women Go Wild for It

A spike in airline bookings has been blamed on the news that India's top court has ruled adultery is no longer a crime by striking down a 158-year-old colonial-era law. Holiday firms denied that they are cashing in on sex tourism. This is the se...

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Kavanaugh Allegations To Include Upskirting?

Funny story: Kavanaugh Allegations To Include Upskirting?

US Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh, is facing a rising tide of sexual misconduct allegations, after a new witness came forward today, but what people really want to know is: Has he been upskirting? Deborah Ramirez, a 53-year-old, who was...

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President Vows To "Put The Lead Back In Paint"

Funny story: President Vows To "Put The Lead Back In Paint"

In what Republican lawmakers touted as certain boost for the economy, the president revealed his plan today, to "Put The Lead Back In Paint." A spokesperson for the Society of Mothers For The Manufacture of Lead responded that this is exactly what...

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Spinney McGintz Gives Tips On How To Act In Court

Funny story: Spinney McGintz Gives Tips On How To Act In Court

Yo everybody, this is your good friend Spinny McGintz talking to you from Riker's Island prison where I'm spending a little vacation after holding up a burger joint with a frozen banana. Don't worry about me, I'll be just fine in my nice new orange jump suit. Today I want to explain to all of you everything you need to know about court etiquette. Believe me after spending several of days in c...

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Texas Requires Men Who Masturbate To Have Burial Services For ALL Of Thier Unborn Children

Funny story: Texas Requires Men Who Masturbate To Have Burial Services For ALL Of Thier Unborn Children

In Earth, Texas, 15 year old Jess Mobley is like a lot of teenage boys: he plays sports and likes video games, and like other boys his age, he masturbates a lot and often has wet dreams--but under new "Sanctity of Life" laws already enacted in Texas,...

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How do We Improve Our Prisons?

Funny story: How do We Improve Our Prisons?

"UK Prison Reform. A serious issue that needs to be taken seriously." (BBC London. 19/05/2016) Some suggestions. 1. Daily full body massages. 2. Freely available prostitutes. 3. Boxing stadiums. 4. Regular visiting entertainers like Rolf Harris or Boris Johnson. 5. Comprehensive menu prepared by Gordon Ramsay. 6. Wine, spirits and beer available with all meals. 7. Prescr...

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School Magazine Shut Down

Funny story: School Magazine Shut Down

In an unprecedented move Pfennigs the notorious law firm of London who protect their clients from 'defamation' have moved on The Sacred Heart Girls Secondary School in Hull, England. The students published a letter in their weekly online magazine...

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Bill Cosby Demands to Know Why His Q-Score Has Fallen So Low

Funny story: Bill Cosby Demands to Know Why His Q-Score Has Fallen So Low

Huxtable, Massachusetts Comedian Bill Cosby's lawyers have contacted the Q-Rating Co., the one that surveys people to ascertain popularity ratings of celebrities, to see why their client has fallen so low in their most recent report. "It just look...

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Humiliation for Terrorists!

The new Terrorism Control Act which became law at midnight last night introduces a new range of Terrorism Related Offences (TROs) and takes a surprisingly innovative approach to the punishment of those offences. The Act defines TROs as the manufa...

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Death is now optional

Under the new Dying Act which came into effect today all forms of dying other than euthanasia are illegal. A spokesperson for the Government said that euthanasia, either self-administered or assisted is now the only way that people can die. She added...

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Sharia law: Integration, Influence, Destruction.

A number of Western countries have been urged to integrate Sharia law (Islamic religious law) into their legal system by their Islamic residents. The idea has even found some favour amongst some of the leading and influential people, such as politici...

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