Written by Rosey1

Monday, 19 July 2010

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Boris escaping on his bike

It has been revealed that Mad Tory Mayor, Boris Johnson may be responsible for impregnating hundreds of women across the city of London in a bid to create a master race.

Johnson, a product of German experimentation to produce a blonde haired, blue eyed super human is rumored to be irresistable to women with double-barrelled names from high society, perfectly placing his resultant offspring to be influential members of future society.

"We believe that at least half the current roll at Eton to be Boris offspring", a leading tory source revealed. "Just look at any class photo and you will see the trademark floppy blonde hair and blue eyes" he added.

An early conquest of mad Boris is rumored to have been Diana, the Princess of Wales. Prince William is believed to be the product of a short liasion between Boris and the princess. "For Boris, getting his master race genes into the royal family would be his biggest dream", our source revealed.

Questions remain over the parentage of the Camerons baby due in September. "Watch this space", one source close to Samantha Cameron tells us. "I can guarentee a blonde haired, blue eyed baby will be on its way to number ten shortly"

Boris Johnson was today unavailable for comment. He was last seen peddling his bike furiously through Chelsea escaping an irate husband.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Boris Johnson

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