Sarah Ferguson told reporters today that she was selling access to her ex, Prince Andrew, to help out a "friend".
"She has gotten really fat and needed the money to go to a fat farm."
She then stated that the friend hasn't spoken up yet and may wait as long as next year, according to what's for pudding.
She told our reporter that she didn't see anything wrong with it.
"People pay money to see performers and presidents. The lobbyists do it as a way of life. I bet the Clinton's made millions renting out that Lincoln's bedroom over the eight years they were at the White House."
Fergie apologized on a segment of Oprah Tuesday for anything she did that was wrong. She also admitted that she had often been slipped a thousand dollars from people trying to get out of talking to Prince Charles about horses.
"That's probably where I got the idea, but you can ask the fat Fergy that, whenever she pops up."