Spy swap: Anna for Soviet oil

Funny story written by j.w.

Thursday, 8 July 2010

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Putin wants to talk to Anna privately

Secret talks between the CIA and Russia's intelligence service OGPU are close to a successful conclusion.

The final deal is likely to be an exchange of Anna Chapman for enough Russian oil to replace that lost in the BP Gulf disaster.

The Russians are known to want Anna because she has secret evidence of the sleaze in high places that may bring Governments toppling in the West. They also quite fancy her and Presidnet Putin wants to talk to her privately.

The generosity of the Russian exchange offer is unprecedented and will give a boost to the British and American economies.

'But at what cost?' mused an MI 5 contact 090 'we have to decide if Anna has the amount of hot information the Russians think she has. Or is Putin in love with her? We just don't know'.

Intelligence services in Britain and America want to find the people Anna can expose. She is known to have photos and videos too explicit for the internet! But who are the victims of her fatal sting? Only the victims of lust know who they are and they are keeping a low profile.

So the watch is on for normally high profile top people who are now having a quiet time.

The world trembles, knees shake, the final explosion of incriminating evidence is coming.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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