Reporter Inchcock Chambers interviews the Chief Constable of Nottingham, Knitty Poo, who said "The cost of the vehicles will save a lot of money that can be used in other fields of out activities. We already have a crucially short supply of monopoly sets, dominoes, liquorice allsort's, knuckle-dusters, and speed cameras."
A Constable came into the room at this stage, and grovelled at her feet, and she waved him away, whispering "Later Donald...later.., and adjusted her bra"
After the interview, he found his Skoda Estelle clamped, and he had to get home quickly because they lock the cemetery gates early on a Tuesday!
