Mr Syril Oilslik, proprietor of Fresh Fish & Chips Of Folkstone, had a shock when he pulled a Piranha out of his fryer. "It leapt off the scoop and went over the counter attacking one of my customers"!
Mrs Edna Sproket said she had been standing at the counter waiting for a small Mullet and 1/2d porth of chips, when the Piranha had bitten her on the nose and took a chunk out of her Gurkin.
Local skinhead. Oswald Mosley, "Grabbed the slimy c@*nt and kicked the f*ckin shit out of it"!
Asked what he had done with the Piranha, Mr Oilslik replied; "I wrapped it up in newspaper, and sold it with two chips and a pickled egg to the Polish cleaner......I'm not racist you know, I serve all sorts in ere".
