The powers that be, in England, are ready to demand that residents recycle all left over vegetables and meat rather than throw them out in their wheelie bins.
This includes all cooked foods.
This news has murderers and 'would be murderers' quaking in their boots.
Where, now, will they be able to dispose of bodies? No longer allowed to freely dump bodies of victims in wheelie bins or local landfills, these 'killers' will have to become extremely creative in the ways of disposing of bodies of their victims.
A website has been designed for killers who are now up in arms about this dilemma. The site address is mostwantedcluelessmurderersintheword.kil.
Killers will NOT be allowed to use acids to dispose of bodies as this will, obviously, seep down into the earth and result in contaminated water of extreme proportions which will, obviously cause the deaths of many more individuals than these killers have planned.
Many 'killers' are said to opting for the 'cased in concrete' method of disposal as this can result in producing excellent building materials which are, after all, eco friendly.
For more information on how to dispose of YOUR victims, log on to the above site or call: 1 988 ???? ***