Rubbish Collectors Think Labour Are Rubbish

Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 30 April 2010

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Rubbish Collectors dump Labour policies

Even working class Rubbish Collectors think Labour are Rubbish it emerged today after a car crash involving a dustbin lorry and a volkswagen golf, in Birmingham, today just yards from where ten Labour cabinet members were standing in front of a huge Labour poster.

The Dustbin Lorry clipped the green car and it ended up crashing into a bus shelter. A witness who was passing by said "The Lorry Driver and the other binmen were jeering against Labour because there have been so many jobs lost here in Birmingham, they then got involved with a green car, looks like they did not know whether to go right or left and decided to go green instead.

Lots of refuse collectors now refuse to vote Labour because they are rubbish.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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