Crazed Cumbria copycat shooter at Brum's Custard Factory

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Sunday, 13 June 2010

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Birmingham - (Bang! Bang! Theory): Cops fear a Derrick Bird copycat shooter is behind the 1am gun rampage at Birmingham's Custard Factory nightclub.

Four revellers were seriously injured when a lone gunman 'dressed as a taxi driver' burst through security checks and opened fire at random.

The club was having one of its famous fancy dress nights when the shooting occured.

Witnesses reported that the shooter was wearing a 'I'm Derrick Bird's RIP twin brother' T-shirt and a gorilla mask.

The injured were taken to hospital and within ten minutes of arrival at A&E were telephoned by Prince Charles 'about an imminent goodwill visit'.

Last week the Pompous Pretender caused outrage with his totally gratuitous Whitehaven visit in the aftermath of the Derrick Bird rampage.

Jeremy Clarkson is 104.

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