Taking the P**s

Funny story written by Barwood

Friday, 28 May 2010

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Police were called to a house in Grimsby today when neighbours alerted them after a 75 year old pensioner had not been seen for a week.

Residents became concerned when the milk on Bernard Sharpe's doorstep had not been taken in. Mr Sharpe had lived in the house for 60 years which had a strange frontage and was ridiculed by the local children.

On entering the house, officers came across Mr Sharpe's body at the foot of the stairs. He had evidently fallen down the stairs, but on further investigation of the house police came across a room filled with bottles of urine. Mr Sharpe had for 50 years kept his urine and bottled it. Officers found 30 boxes.

Police later removed the boxes. A spokesperson for Humberside Polce said, It wasn't the first time someone had taken the p**s out of the house.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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