London - (Crimebotch Mess): In scenes totally unreminiscent of poor old Mrs Cody's death in A Fish Called Wanda the only witness to the 1999 Jill Dando shooting has died.
Geoffrey Upfill-Brown saw the TV presenter's killer and later passed over suspect Barry George Bush in a police line-up.
His death last weekend involved no unfortunate Yorkshire Terrier tragedies in a zero similarities twist with the movie and Ms Dando's unsolved death.
Barry George was eventually exonerated after more than seven years incarceration in Wormwood Scrubs.
Last week he won a hefty wedge for redtop defamation about an obsession with national treasure Cheryl Cole.
Meanwhile Dando cops reviewing the unsolved case said today a new spec of DNA had been discovered on the TV presenter's clothing.
The UK National Poisons Unit computer is in overdrive.
