Cameron to stick in his expenses claim for new curtains and bedding after late night shopping spree

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Monday, 3 May 2010

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Conservative leader and self appointed PM designate, David Cameron, has been so busy on the hustings that his poor wife, Sam, had to battle alone through a late night visit to an approved store to shop for "those little things that make a home."

It is alleged that Sam ordered 100 metres of curtain material at £150 per metre as this is the style to which she is accustomed. The curtain material approved by the Commons Acceptable Committee on Curtains (CACC), was not approved by Sam. In fact, she turned her nose up at more than 50 choices. "Too cheap, too gaudy, so 80's, so Labour, none is suitable, might be good enough for Gordon Brown but not for me" she is reported to have sneered.

She loved the duvet and pillowcase, Peter Rabbit sets, for the kids, but insisted on the Egyptian Cotton 300 percole versions at £250 a time.

Sam will be selling all the old curtains, duvet sets and assorted Cameron high class linen to the highest bidders on the posh persons buy and sell site A list Bay. Bidding is expected to be brisk and highly competitive. All monies raised will go towards reducing the 1 trillion black hole in public finances her hubby thinks he will inherit on Friday, 7th May!

Meanwhile, Sarah Brown, the wife of the realUK Prime Minister is ordering new tartan curtains, from the £1 shop for her home from home in Fife, Scotland. Thrifty, these Scots, look at Susan Boyle still catching the bus to the burger place.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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