Written by queen mudder

Friday, 30 April 2010

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Aerial view of the coffin drapery

London - (Portents): Her father's bejewelled swastika flag is already draped over a gold-plated coffin of black locustwood, hewn from Regensburg Castle's ariosophic forest.

Tonight, the Windsor chapter of Hellfire Anonymous is on emergency standby as Beltane Eve reveleries reach a climax in the Herman Goering Suite beneath the Castle's crypt.

Ancient occult manuscripts hoarded by Nazi muse/Theosophy Bowel Movement's Madame Blavatsky have long predicted the cold war puppet monarch would croak it by Beltane, the May Day feast of the Return of the Goddess.

And despite a massive firewall of garlic, vampire-banishing crucifixes and assported exorcism paraphernalia old Mrs Joe Ratzinger, to give her full legal moniker, remains odds-on to join her Third Reich family in Hades.

Internet spread betting booking Aintgottaprayuer.con go even money that she'll pop her clogs this weekend ahead of a doomed general election on May 6th.

Phil 'The Greek' is dismayed he's been relegated to junk bond status.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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