London - (Portents): Her father's bejewelled swastika flag is already draped over a gold-plated coffin of black locustwood, hewn from Regensburg Castle's ariosophic forest.
Tonight, the Windsor chapter of Hellfire Anonymous is on emergency standby as Beltane Eve reveleries reach a climax in the Herman Goering Suite beneath the Castle's crypt.
Ancient occult manuscripts hoarded by Nazi muse/Theosophy Bowel Movement's Madame Blavatsky have long predicted the cold war puppet monarch would croak it by Beltane, the May Day feast of the Return of the Goddess.
And despite a massive firewall of garlic, vampire-banishing crucifixes and assported exorcism paraphernalia old Mrs Joe Ratzinger, to give her full legal moniker, remains odds-on to join her Third Reich family in Hades.
Internet spread betting booking Aintgottaprayuer.con go even money that she'll pop her clogs this weekend ahead of a doomed general election on May 6th.
Phil 'The Greek' is dismayed he's been relegated to junk bond status.