Written by dgwest7

Sunday, 12 April 2009

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Today in the House of Commons Gordon Brown announced new emergency measures.
The official Secrets Act has been repealled, and every living person who has ever signed the secrets act is now being asked to sign a new document, for a small payment.

This new document is the first in a series of many that will be used to administer the change over to the New Sensible Order, which is the decree of the Committee of 301, thus trumping the previous crowd.

This new document states "You are ecouraged to divulge any knowledge that you have in order to enable the people to realise that they have been living in dreamland".

The New Sensible order has over six billion presidents, none of whom have any power over any other. As of seven minutes ago, the old aristocratic capitalist world was announced as closed - welcome to the New Sensible Order.

The old government buildings that sprawl over every city and country throughout the world are no longer needed, and proposals for rent free community centres are being sought. It is important that you inform your police station about the new government, as they will be the last to understand what is happening when you tell them that they no longer have a job. Explaining this to school teachers is an unenviable but necessary task.

If you work for a company where you can phone the boss and discuss things with him, then your future is bright. Your boss may be unable to contact you, so it is up to us to tell you that the company has or will soon be closed down, so there is no need to go to work again, Isn't that a relief.

It is hoped that these new community centres - which will also utilise redundant school premises, and their associated grounds - can be turned into permaculture plots in the next few days. If you have some time and energy, we would suggest that you stake a claim by planting in the government office or school gardens tomorrow.

For those who's lives have been totally reliant on the government for the provision of money and or food, it is hoped that your own food will be sprouting within three months if you get to work immediately. For those too infirm or sick to grow their own food, it is expected that some neighbours will be able to find a little extra food.

As all civil servants and military personnel will have no work, they are asked to write books that tell the real truth about how our lives have been manipulated by those in government, and their bosses.

After the first document 'Repeal of Official Secrets Act'. the following documents will be administered.

  • Registration of Transfer of School Buildings and Management to Pupils
  • Registration with natural healer
  • Community registrations wiki design
  • UFO secrets - phone numbers and addresses of aliens
  • Free energy secrets and availability
  • National boundary dissolution programme
  • Local currency registration
  • Suggestions for jobs for ex-members of parliament and their bosses

Mr Brown's speech was terse, lasting only four and a half minutes, at the end of which he expressed regret for leading the people up the garden path, and announced his full repentance.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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