London - (Rotters): They're hardly in the Jamie Jungers or Loredana Joile Tiger masterclass of notches on the bedpost.
But some of the thirty Nick Clegg shags that Glib Dem leader boasted about in his 2008 GQ interview have agreed to be quizzed ahead of today's televised party leaders debate.
Rochdale exotic poll (sic) dancer Beryl Hotchkiss, 69, who reckons she may have been 'number 27 or 28' in the pantheon of conquests, says she'll be voting UKIP after seeing Nigel Farage's YouBoob! rant against the Belgians.
"Nick, you old skinflint, you blew your chance with me back in 1995," Hotchkiss remarked, "That thirty quid you left on the dresser was seventy quid short of the agreed hourly rate!"
Twin sister Mavis, a London 2012 shotput hopeful, still blames Clegg for a torn ligament close to her larynx that obliterated a fledgeling Beijing 2008 pole vaulting chance:
"That's the last time I ever offer resuscitation to flaccid - er...flagging! - members - of Parliament!"
Clegg has been careful not to allude to his assinine Piers Morgan interview where he boasted about an entirely reasonable thirty girlfriends before of his marriage to Spanish lawyer Miriam.
Tonight's TV debate is at 8 o'clock.
