Nick Clegg TV debate details found in cab

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Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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The leader of the Liberal Democrats has apparently left his hand written TV debating notes in the back of a cab in Westminster. They are now being circulated around UK media outlets and Clegg is denying it all.

We managed to get hold of them and here are a few excerpts:

Just before the TV debate starts tell Cameron his wife looked HOT in those short skirt pic's released a few weeks ago

Every time Gordon Brown goes to speak pretend to cough and say 'b******s

(note to self) When it's my turn to speak look into the camera with a face that says 'I'm just a public school boy, please don't force me to have bum sex

Persuade wife Miriam to sit at the front of the audience and open her legs to show her beaver when Cameron speaks as everybody knows he wants to have her

Other entries talk about putting used chewing gum in his hand when he shakes hands at the begging of the debate, the use of stink bombs near Brown and giving an 'Anne Robinson' like wink to the camera!

The Liberal Democrats have said it's an obvious plant because Nick Clegg stopped using crayons years ago.

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