Body of Soldier killed at Culloden in 1746 found

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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The body of a soldier killed at Culloden, has been found at the sight of the massacre carried out by the butcher Duke of Cumberland, against the Highlanders.

Although there was nothing left but bones around the skeletons neck was a name tag Cameron, on one side David, on the other so it appears that David Cameron fought and died at Culloden.

Research into Tory leader David Cameron's lineage shows that his ancestors trace back to highlanders not far from the massacre sight at Culloden.

It is not unusual to find bodies of soldiers long after battles as it was announced today that the body of a Syrian soldier killed in 1982, in Lebanon, has been discovered and there is a possibility that more bodies will be recovered.

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