Labour to offer a Mens Minister

Funny story written by bubblyian

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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Some men, yesterday.

Finally bowing to criticism that Labour had a women's minister and no men's minister, Labour announced that as a sop to male voters that if any of the turkeys voted for Christmas, sorry Men voted for Labour, then they would make a new post reserved for a woman with the title of MENS minister.

She would be responsible for ensuring that no employers discriminated against women for suffering from Pre or post-menstrual tension during or after her period, otherwise known as the 'mens'.

When challenged about the possible ambiguity of the term, mens, a Labour spokeswoman said, "Owing to the success of our discriminatory education system, very few men are now able to read or write let alone understand any of the announcements we have made, so we don't think they are intelligent enough to notice the difference."

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