Susan Boyle - a family saga, a soap opera for the media

Written by Nae mair crap

Monday, 19 April 2010

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life was simpler back then

With nauseating regularity UK tabloids are bringing us no real news of the Boyle brouhaha.

Breakdowns, breakins,breaking trust and breaking all the rules of "keep it in the family" as stories are broken to an ever interested UK media.

"Give me money, that's all I want" sings Gerry.

Susan was acting funny at Heathrow Airport to the annoyance of British Airways, Premier Club Class passengers. She won't fly with us no more.

"The winner takes it all" sings Gerry.

Susan, threw a tantrum and threw out her niece, supposedly. A fan sites members visited Susan's home. Susan and said niece were there and all was hunky dory say the fan site members. Then, Susan allegedly told her niece, you are sacked.

"All the things I could do, if I had a little money, in a rich man's world" hums Gerry.

You can't sack me, says the niece, it is reported, only my cousin can sack me, I work for her.

"If I were a rich man" whistles Gerry

No one is pregnant, no one has died or divorced, no one murdered anyone else. However, some of Susan's siblings can't obey an unwritten rule. You don't discuss family business with outsiders.

Our central character is in the middle of a family at war it seems. Fanatics deny it all, be positive, negativity is not good. There is no smoke without fire.

Let's hope the blaze is extinguished very soon.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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