LONDON - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions has just verified that Peter Andre will in fact be performing a concert together with Susan Boyle, aka SuBo; and Sarah Harding, aka The Hard One at The Royal Albert Hall.
Andre has just finished recording his latest album which is entitled, Beware of Greeks Playing Guitar Rifts.
Peter will be performing several songs at RAH from that album including "I Touched Her Tata's Twice Today," "Blimey Is Just A Four-Letter Word For Dammit," and "Lower Your Knickers Bird, I'm Itchin' Ta See Your Bloomin' Pleasant Garden I Am."
Andre stated that he is as thrilled as a woodpecker trapped in a pencil factory to be performing on the same stage as the Scottish lass, Susan Boyle. He added that he heard from Simon Cowell to be careful with SuBo because if she manages to put a lip lock on you, she will not turn your lips loose for at least four minutes.
Cowell said that he attributes that to the fact that she went over 48 years without ever kissing a man.
Meanwhile, the native of Ascot Berkshire, Sarah Harding remarked that she can hardly wait to perform with Peter "The Peter" Andre and Susan "The Royal" Boyle.
Harding added that she will be performing her latest hit single entitled, "I Love Him So Much, My Two Labias Even Tingle When I'm Showering."
Tickets for the Andre-Boyle-Harding are now on sale and can be purchased at any one of the dozens of Cousin Connie's Crumpet Diners, The Blithering Barnacle Bait Shoppes, or online at www.andreboylehardingsexfest.tit