No Honey this summer as bees all killed off during severe winter

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 1 April 2010

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I am last of the Big Bees

Scientists today announced that all honey bees in the UK have been killed off due to the severe weather,the worst freezing period in over 100 years. It now looks like there is going to be no honey in shops this year.

Once supplies already in supermarkets, are sold or expire there will be no replacement honey so you won't be able to buy honey for love nor money.

Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin to are said to be devastated that they will not be able to get their honey this year. If you are asked for payment upfront for honey you will be stung because as far as honey goes this year there is none.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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