Scientists have recently discovered a fact about bees that has been staring us in the face for hundreds of years. Bees are, in fact, really, really thick. A report for the "Old Scientist" has stated that in tests bees have the IQ of a subnormal n...
In Yorkshire, UK, the world turns slightly different and one of their main ports, Hull, seems to have gone "Bee Shape" as a swarm of bees decided to make honey in a Japanese Nissan. The bees were evacuated from their normal home due to lack of bus...
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - The Nobel Prize Committee announced today that it has awarded the Nobel Prize for Economic Science to Apis mellifera. Abdon Edelberg, a spokesman for the committee, said, "Usually we award this prize to a great academic researc...
Why not visit to Iceland in this periods, it is a jolly good time to have doing so, writes Ralf 'Eric' Projbroffir of the Icelandic Tourism Board of Tourism. You may will be having a surprised view of your urgings self to have upstarted it! Faqhur Faquharssen did do, whom having invaded at 896 of in Vjorrskragghvammaey an Iceland island, was so happy to stay where he had good turfing groun...
HOLLYWOOD - The mother of the Kardashian sisters, Kris Jenner has just attacked little Honey Boo Boo and her mother June "Mama" Shannon. Kris, who is married to Bruce "Stone Face" Jenner told The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she cannot believe t...
A swarm of bees, 20 million actually, have hijacked a truck they were being carried in and it was last seen being carried over a Utah forest at 5000 feet circled by a huge black cloud. An eyewitness, Yogi Grizzly-Honeysucker, couldn't believe his...
One of our reporters recently sat down with well-know comedian and beekeeper, Ronnie Corbett to discuss his decision at 71 yrs. of age, to have painful leg-lengthening surgery. First, a little background for Ronnie Corbett fans who may think of him ONLY as a short bespectacled comedian. Ronnie was born in 1930, in Scotland and attended Grammar School, not immediately after his birth, but eve...
Scientists today announced that all honey bees in the UK have been killed off due to the severe weather,the worst freezing period in over 100 years. It now looks like there is going to be no honey in shops this year. Once supplies already in super...
Famed children's book character and movie star Winnie the Pooh says he dislikes honey. "I never liked the stuff and I feel I am now old enough to say so," Winnie told reporters outside his Forest Hills home. Honey protestors who have long thought...
Both parties in the bee strike have come to a settlement that signals an end to the bitter dispute that has been ongoing since the winter. Prices of honey, raw nectar and pollen have increased dramatically since the bees downed tools after an influx...
Animal rights activists are planning a series of protests against a number of major supermarket chains after accusations of 'Entemological exploitation' surfaced on the internet. Dave Blinker, Spokesman for 'Friends not Food' believes tha...
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The die-off of bee populations throughout the world is being caused by genetically modified crops, FDA chief Ralph Roachman announced on Friday.
You can beg an idiot for a lot but remember, you must never harm the idiot. The senses react to pain. Now, if you were to provide honey to an idiot, that idiot might be sufficiently attracted to remaining a fool!...
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