Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 28 February 2010

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Buzz off if you can't help but in a few years time you wont have any apples

All over the World there has been a major decline in the number of sparrows and bees, where can they be?

The Sparrow is vanishing from UK cities because its habitat is being destroyed. Sparrows need hedges but millions of front gardens, with wild flowers, weeds and lawns, producing tons of seeds and insects for sparrows have been replaced by tarmac, concrete and block paving. If nothing is done the chirping of this little bird will fall silent.

Bees are disappearing at an alarming rate and this could have a devastating effect on humans. Bees don't just make honey they pollinate more than 90 of the flowering crops we rely on for food. With no bees we would very likely not have apples, nuts, pears, avocados, soybeans, asparagus, broccoli, celery, tomatoes, sunflowers and cucumbers.

If humans don't bother to do anything about sparrows and bees they will die out and we will pay a heavy price so if you can speak out about it bring it to the attention of other people but for those that don't give a rats arse BUZZ OFF!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Birds, Bees

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